1 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,431 RENO DISPATCH! 2 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,932 THIS IS 14-DAVID-21. 3 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:19,393 WE ARE EASTBOUND ON ROUTE 80 IN HOT PURSUIT 4 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,479 OF A WHITE BMW, NEVADA PLATE, 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,065 M-D... 4. M-D... 4. 6 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,609 UH, THAT'S A VANITY PLATE. IT'S A VANITY PLATE. 7 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,112 M-D-4-K. 8 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,073 THAT MEANS DOCTOR. DOCTOR-- 9 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,825 DR. FORK! DR. FORK! 10 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,285 ME "D" FORK. DR. FORK. ME "D" FORK. DR. FORK. 11 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,829 DR. FORK-- K-9! K-9! 12 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,622 K-9! THE DOCTOR'S A DOG! 13 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,458 DOG! DOCTOR FOR CANINES! 14 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,294 HE'S A VET! HE'S A VET! LOOK OUT! LOOK-- OHH! 15 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,172 HEY! HEY! 16 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,636 {\an8}OH-HO! OHH-H-H! 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,269 {\an8}AAH! AAH! AAH! 18 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:31,173 GARCIA. THANK YOU. UH... GARCIA. THANK YOU. UH... 19 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,716 DON'T KNOW WHO'S DOING IT. 20 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,010 UH, I BROUGHT SOME TAMALES, HOMEMADE. 21 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,179 MOM MADE 'EM. UH, PUT 'EM IN THE FRIDGE. 22 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,556 NOW I HAVE FOUND THEY'RE MUSSED UP. 23 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:40,516 FINGERPRINTS ON 'EM. 24 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,477 DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS. DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 25 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,021 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS KEEP YOUR MITTS 26 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,856 OFF MY TAMALES, OKAY? 27 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,817 NOW THAT YOU'RE POINTING FINGERS, 28 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,027 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO TOOK THE FINGERPRINT DUSTING KIT 29 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:53,987 OUT OF THE FINGERPRINT AREA. 30 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,364 ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE WERE FINGERPRINTS ON YOUR TAMALES. 31 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,033 HOW DID YOU CHECK THAT, T.J. HOOKER? 32 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,202 WELL, IT SHOULD NOT BE TO THE POINT 33 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,496 WHERE I HAVE TO CHECK IT, MacGYVER. 34 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,873 MacGYVER WAS NOT A POLICE OFFICER. 35 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,582 WELL, HE WAS AN INVESTIGATOR. 36 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,876 NO, HE WAS NOT. YES, HE WAS. NO, HE WAS NOT. YES, HE WAS. 37 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,545 HE WAS NOT. HE WAS AN ADVENTURER. 38 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,421 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE GUY I MEANT WAS MATLOCK. 39 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:12,714 THAT'S WHO I MEANT. 40 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,383 MATLOCK. FINE. THAT'S... 41 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,845 QUIET DOWN, MAUDE. 42 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,722 SHE'S WAY OFF! 43 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:21,974 THAT DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO-- 44 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:22,850 THAT'S A SITCOM. 45 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,477 YOU ARE ON THE MOON, WEIGEL. I'M SORRY. 46 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,522 OKAY, PEOPLE, THIS JUST CAME DOWN 47 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,274 FROM THE VERY TIPPETY-TOP BRASS. 48 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,735 MAYOR JUAREZ-- OUR HONORABLE MAYOR-- 49 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:37,072 HIS SON, JAIME, BLEW OFF HIS THUMB, 50 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,366 UH, WITH AN ILLEGAL M-80 FIREWORK. 51 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,411 SO, YEAH, THE HEAT IS REALLY COMING DOWN. 52 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,414 WE GOTTA PUT A STOP TO IT NOW. 53 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,332 WASN'T MATLOCK A LAWYER? 54 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,335 MATLOCK WAS A LAWYER. 55 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,757 HEY, KARL. 56 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,259 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 57 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,261 HOW YOU DOING THERE, BUDDY? 58 00:02:59,262 --> 00:02:59,928 I'M DOING OKAY. 59 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,598 YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE OUT HERE? 60 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:03,307 FOR THE FESTIVAL? 61 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,560 FOR WHAT FESTIVAL? 62 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,395 FOR THE... 63 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,939 SHOW OF LIGHT...PARADE. 64 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,566 THE SHOW OF LIGHT PARADE? 65 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,444 I'M MAKING A SURFBOARD FOR MY CACTUS BEETLE. 66 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,905 WE'RE OUT HERE BECAUSE WE GOT A CALL 67 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:22,034 THAT YOU WAS LETTING OFF FIREWORKS. 68 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,577 NAH. IS THAT TRUE, KARL? 69 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,453 IS THAT THE SHOW OF LIGHT? 70 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,164 WE DO IT AT NIGHT, BUT, UH, 71 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,790 I AIN'T GOT NO FIREWORKS. 72 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,751 WERE DID YOU GET THE FIREWORKS, KARL? 73 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,628 YOU GOT BLACK CATS HERE... 74 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,297 THE MAGIC VAN-- YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF BLACK CATS. 75 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,799 YOU KNOW, JUMPING JACKS ARE ILLEGAL HERE 76 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,176 IN THE STATE OF NEVADA. 77 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,553 YOU MEAN THE CALISTHENICS? 78 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:45,807 ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW ♪ 79 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,434 WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU SINGING? 80 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,354 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIRLEY HEMPHILL 81 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,105 FROM "WHAT'S HAPPENING!!" 82 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,607 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 83 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,150 YOU KNOW WHAT? 84 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:55,984 "HEY, DWAYNE." 85 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,195 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING. 86 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,321 THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. 87 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,990 NO! THAT'S NOT CINNAMON! 88 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,326 THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. 89 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,161 THAT'S NOT CINNAMON. 90 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,871 I THINK I NEED A LAWYER. 91 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:08,830 OKAY. 92 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,166 THAT MADE MY GUM TASTE BAD. 93 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:11,792 LET'S GO. ARE YOU SURE WE-- 94 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,336 NO, I'M SURE. LET'S GO. 95 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,881 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING? HUH? HEY, HEY, HEY! 96 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,842 WHEN I'M WEARING THIS OUTFIT 97 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,511 THAT I GOT FOR THE PROSTITUTION STING-- 98 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,389 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS DELICATELY-- 99 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,850 BUT WHAT KIND OF UNDERGARMENTS DO YOU WEAR 100 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,519 THAT AREN'T GONNA BE... 101 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:35,357 WELL...IS THIS A LINGERIE TYPE OF THING? 102 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,901 OH, YEAH. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. UP-THE-BUTT TYPE OF DEAL? OH, YEAH. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. UP-THE-BUTT TYPE OF DEAL? 103 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:38,652 WELL, YOU SHOULD-- 104 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,905 YOU SHOULD, UH... 105 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:45,701 AS MY BROTHERS USED TO SAY, YOU SHOULD FREEBALL IT. 106 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,244 YOU CAN WEAR NOTHING UNDER-- 107 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,537 I MEAN, IT'S LINGERIE, 108 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,080 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR UNDERGARMENTS. 109 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,457 WHAT IS FREEBALLING? 110 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,458 HAVE YOU EVER WORN A THONG? 111 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,459 A WHAT? 112 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,796 A THONG. 113 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,881 YEAH, WHEN I GO TO THE BEACH, I WEAR THONGS. 114 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,216 OH, YOU DO? 115 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,509 NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR... 116 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,345 MY FEET GET BURNED ON THE SAND-- 117 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,223 NO, HONEY, ONE OF THOSE... 118 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,726 LITTLE, UH... DRAWERS-- 119 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,229 LIKE A SLINGSHOT, GOES UP YOUR BUM. 120 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,398 OH, GOD, NO. YOU EVER WORN THOSE? 121 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,026 NO. THOSE WILL GIVE YOU A YEAST INFECTION. 122 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,610 {\an8}TESTING, TESTING. 123 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,573 {\an8}THIS IS OFFICER TRUDY WEIGEL. 124 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:28,910 {\an8}IT IS 0800-- 125 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:33,123 {\an8}OH...1300 HOURS... 126 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,916 OUT HERE ON 4th STREET. 127 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,211 DOING A LITTLE PROSTITUTION STING TODAY, 128 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:40,797 SEE IF WE CAN'T CATCH OURSELVES 129 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:44,259 SOME PERVERTS... 130 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,427 LOOKING FOR A LITTLE... 131 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,512 WHOOPEE. 132 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,639 {\an8}HEY, THERE. 133 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,808 {\an8}HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 134 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,769 {\an8}CAN I OFFER YOU-- 135 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,604 {\an8}CAN I-- HE GOT SCARED. 136 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,107 HE GOT SCARED. 137 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,746 THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE. 138 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:13,581 SON OF A BITCH. 139 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:20,755 FREEZE! POLICE! 140 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,754 FREEZE RIGHT THERE! 141 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,340 HANDS ON YOUR HEAD, WALK TOWARDS US SLOWLY! 142 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,092 SLOWLY! SLOWLY! FREEZE! 143 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,344 NOW COME FORWARD! COME FORWARD! 144 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,678 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 145 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,472 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! 146 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,474 NOT YOU, SIR. NOT YOU, SIR. 147 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,143 BEHIND YOUR HEAD, NOT ON TOP. 148 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,479 SIR, TO THE RIGHT-- HANDS-- HEAD-- 149 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,105 BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 150 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,148 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, SIR. 151 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,484 DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY PARTNER. 152 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,693 LISTEN TO HIM, NOT ME! 153 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,861 DO NOT LISTEN TO MY PARTNER! 154 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:45,987 LISTEN TO HIM! 155 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,449 GET ALL THE WAY DOWN. ALL THE WAY DOWN. GET ALL THE WAY DOWN. ALL THE WAY DOWN. 156 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,617 DON'T STOP-- YOU STOP YOUR CRYING! 157 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,660 STOP YOUR CRYING! 158 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,620 YOU BETTER QUIT CRYING! 159 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,955 GET THAT BIG ASS DOWN! 160 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,498 GET IT DOWN! 161 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,542 OKAY, LOOK, WE GOT AN APB, TWO MALE CAUCASIANS. 162 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,961 WE GOT KHAKI SLACKS, WE GOT BUTTON-DOWN SHIRTS, 163 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,296 WE GOT NECKTIES, BLUE AND BROWN. 164 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,673 YOU, BIG MAN, RIGHT HERE, IN THE GREEN. 165 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:08,051 REACH-- GET YOUR SATCHEL. TAKE IT OFF, SIR. 166 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,136 SLOW! 167 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,513 LET GO OF IT! LET GO! 168 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:15,350 JONES, CHECK THE BAG. STAY DOWN. STOP CRYING. 169 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:16,184 SHUT UP. 170 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,687 T-THEY'RE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. WHAT? T-THEY'RE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. WHAT? 171 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,355 THEY'RE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. 172 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,526 SORRY ABOUT THAT, FELLAS. WRONG MEN. 173 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,737 SORRY ABOUT THAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY. 174 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,741 APB, MY ASS. 175 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:34,536 GOD, I HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. 176 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,871 THE GUY WAS CRYING. 177 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:36,705 GOD, I LOVE THAT. GOD, I LOVE THAT. 178 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,667 SEE YOU! HAVE A GOOD DAY! 179 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,048 NOW, THE MAYOR'S ALL RAISING HELL 180 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,384 BECAUSE, UH, HE WANTS US TO CRACK DOWN 181 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,678 ON ILLEGAL FIREWORKS, 'CAUSE HIS SON 182 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,889 BLEW HIS THUMB OFF WITH THE M-80, 183 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:54,723 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, TRUTH IS, 184 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,683 I WAS AT THAT PARTY WITH THIS BOY, 185 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,895 AND, UH, THAT IS NOT HOW HE LOST HIS THUMB. 186 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,730 HE WAS, UH... 187 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,440 VERY DRUNK. 188 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,317 I WAS VERY DRUNK MYSELF. 189 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,776 SOMEBODY BET HIM $25 190 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,779 THAT HE COULD NOT SNATCH A TENNIS BALL 191 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,240 OUT FROM UNDERNEATH A LAWN MOWER WHILE IT WAS GOING. 192 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,534 AND HE DID IT TWICE, BUT THEY KEPT, 193 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:17,078 "DOUBLE OR NOTHING. DOUBLE OR NOTHING, RAY." 194 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,372 AND THE THIRD TIME-- WHACK. 195 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,790 WHAT IS THAT? 196 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,584 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 197 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,877 OH, MY GOSH. 198 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,588 PULL UP YOUR BLOOMERS, PLEASE! 199 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,589 THESE AREN'T BLOOMERS. THEY'RE UNDERPANTS. 200 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:31,718 OKAY, WELL, THEY SHOULD BE UNDER. 201 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:33,261 LOOK, OKAY. 202 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:36,097 IT LOOKED BETTER IN THE CATALOG 203 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,599 THAN IT DOES ON. 204 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,851 HEY, BIG BOY. HEY. HEY, THERE. HEY. 205 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:40,810 LOOK WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LEG. 206 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,313 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 207 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,274 JUST DO A LITTLE HIP ACTION, A LITTLE HIP ACTION. 208 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,150 SEE THAT? SEE? 209 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,778 OH! SEE, IT'S WORKING. IT'S WORKING. 210 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,820 HEY, BIG BOY. 211 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,447 GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES. 212 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,241 YOU WANT TO GO AROUND? MAYBE A B.J. OR TWO? 213 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,784 I'M ON MY DINNER BREAK. 214 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:56,826 NO, GO AHEAD. 215 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,286 NO. GO AHEAD. 216 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:58,995 OKAY. 217 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:03,083 HAVE FUN. ALL RIGHT. THANKS. HAVE FUN. ALL RIGHT. THANKS. 218 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,002 I'LL BE-- I'LL SEE YA IN A FEW. OKAY. 219 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,587 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 220 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,130 I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 221 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,632 HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. 222 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,468 BYE, TRUDY... I MEAN, BUNNY. 223 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:17,347 HEY, I DON'T NEED YOUR SASS. 224 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,432 I'LL JUST BE HERE! 225 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,225 OR NOT! 226 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,769 I MIGHT BE GIVING A B.J. SOMEWHERE! 227 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,980 1300 HOURS. 228 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,440 THIS IS LIEUTENANT JAMES DANGLE ON PATROL. 229 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:32,487 I AM ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ILLEGAL FIREWORKS. 230 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:35,825 THIS GUY'S FLAGGING ME DOWN OVER HERE. 231 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,286 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HI. 232 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,328 HI. 233 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,455 HOW YOU DOING TODAY? I'M FINE. 234 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,748 ARE YOU HAVING SOME TROUBLE? 235 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,917 YES. I-I-- MY DOG-- 236 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:49,337 I LOST MY DOG TWO DAYS AGO. 237 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:50,630 OH, JEEZ. 238 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,341 OH, MAN, HE'S REALLY CUTE. 239 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,843 HE'S SUCH A CUTIE PIE. 240 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,803 WHAT IS IT? WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT? 241 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,389 WELL, IT'S A MIX BREED. 242 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,516 HE WON FIRST PRIZE IN NUTS FOR MUTTS THIS YEAR-- 243 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,476 DID HE REALLY? ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? 244 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,854 HE'S HALF PEKINGESE AND HALF DACHSHUND. 245 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,480 I WANT TO EAT HIM UP. 246 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,733 REBEL?! 247 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,027 REBEL. THAT'S A WONDERFUL NAME. 248 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,903 IT'S A WONDERFUL DOG NAME. 249 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:18,199 HE'S BA-- I NAMED HIM AFTER THE MOVIE. 250 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,576 "REBEL..." 251 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,037 "SERPICO." 'CAUSE HE'S A REBEL. 252 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,458 I THOUGHT IN "SERPICO" HIS NAME IS PACO? 253 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,586 UM... 254 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,546 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? CAN I BE FRANK? 255 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,049 SURE. ARE YOU FRANK? I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOUR NAME. 256 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,508 I'M SORRY. I AM FRANK. 257 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,302 YOU ARE FRANK. OH, MY GOD. 258 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,554 THAT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE I'M JIM. 259 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,890 OH. UH... 260 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,851 DOGS AROUND HERE. 261 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,102 REBEL?! 262 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:50,024 REBEL, REBEL?! OH, THAT'S A DAVID BOWIE SONG. WAIT, STOP. REBEL, REBEL?! OH, THAT'S A DAVID BOWIE SONG. WAIT, STOP. 263 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,234 NO. 264 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:53,943 NO, THOSE ARE FLOWERS. 265 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:57,072 {\an8}EXCUSE ME! 266 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,573 {\an8}SIR? 267 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,742 {\an8}WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 268 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,911 HEY! 269 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,871 DID YOU BREAK THIS WINDOW OUT? 270 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,040 WHAT? 271 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,084 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT THAT BRICK DOWN. 272 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,002 DID YOU USE THAT BRICK TO BREAK OUT THAT WINDOW? 273 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:15,548 NO. I DON'T NEED A BRICK IF WANT TO BREAK A WINDOW. 274 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,550 NOW, DID YOU BREAK THE WINDOW? 275 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,637 HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING GAS? 276 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,641 OKAY! 277 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,394 YOU SEE THAT? 278 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,854 GO RUN FROM THE POLICE AND KNOCK YOUR OWN SELF OUT. 279 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,272 RIGHT. IDIOT. RIGHT. IDIOT. 280 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,233 GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 281 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,443 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME GET ON THIS THING. 282 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:36,778 THIS LOOKS DANGEROUS. 283 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:40,323 IT'S PRETTY STEADY. THERE YOU GO. 284 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:44,954 OH! OH! WHOA! 285 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,836 ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, SIR! 286 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,673 GET BACK-- FEELS GOOD! THAT FEELS GOOD! GET BACK-- FEELS GOOD! THAT FEELS GOOD! 287 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,133 WHOA! WHOA! 288 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,093 WHOO! 289 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,970 YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T CATCH YOU, BOY! 290 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,598 YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T CATCH UP WITH YOU! 291 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,307 DON'T TOUCH! 292 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,977 DON'T YOU GET IN THAT CAR! 293 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,438 YOU-- DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! 294 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,649 HEY! HEY! HEY! 295 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,947 WE ARE SCREWED. WE ARE SCREWED. 296 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,365 WE ARE SCREWED. 297 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,867 WE GONNA SAY HE TRIED TO RAPE US. 298 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,993 WE GONNA LIE. 299 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,163 WE GONNA SAY HE TRIED TO RAPE US. 300 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,707 YEAH? LIKE, HE ATTA-- 301 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,834 HE ATTACKED US. HE TOOK IT OUT. 302 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,045 HE TRIED TO R-- 303 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,505 HAND OVER THE TAPE. 304 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,298 GIVE US THE TAPE. 305 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,468 HAND OVER THE-- GIVE US THAT-- 306 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,387 I'LL CUT YOU! 307 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:44,888 OOP. 308 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,682 ♪ POP GOES THE WEASEL ♪ 309 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,017 THIS LOOKS LIKE AMERICAN CHEESE. 310 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,145 WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR THERE? 311 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,897 I HAVE A... 312 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,859 10 1/2, BUT I'LL TELL YA, I'M BUSTING OUT OF IT. 313 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,320 I'M BUSTING OUT OF MY SNEAKERS. 314 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,030 OPEN UP. CHOO-CHOO TRAIN. 315 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:02,989 OH! 316 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,701 WHOO, WHOO! 317 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,204 WATCH ME, I'LL TURN ON A REAL SIREN. WATCH. 318 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,705 OH, NO, THAT'S A LIGHT. 319 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,248 WONDERFUL. 320 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,710 SO, YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO BIG, RIGHT? 321 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,339 I DON'T-- I-- 322 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,006 OH, NO, NO. 323 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:24,052 NO, NO. IT'S VERY, UH... 324 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,053 UH... 325 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,223 ROMAN. 326 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,434 ♪ WHEN IN ROME ♪ 327 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,603 "WHEN IN ROME"-- IS THAT A SONG? 328 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,440 I'M JUST FLAT-OUT DRUNK, I THINK. 329 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,070 {\an8}HEY, PEEK-A-BOO. 330 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,404 {\an8}HI. 331 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,448 {\an8}WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK TONIGHT? 332 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,159 WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND A GIGANTIC SPOOL, SIR? 333 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,911 I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 334 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,703 YOU'RE GOOD? 335 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,455 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! HOLY ! 336 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,375 OH, MY GOD! 337 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,710 WHOA! HEY, HO, HO, HO! 338 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,086 ALL RIGHT, PETER PAN, TAKE IT EASY! 339 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,963 WHOA! WHOA! 340 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,422 GET HIM, JONES! 341 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,049 SIR, SLOW DOWN! 342 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,093 WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP. WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP. 343 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,304 WE GOT A NAKED WHITE MAN, UH, RUNNING... 344 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,431 HEY, DON'T DO THAT! HE JUST FLIPPED US OFF! 345 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,642 SON OF A BITCH! 346 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,937 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH HIM. 347 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,647 HEY, HEY! HO, HO, HO! 348 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:21,734 SLOW DOWN, SIR! OH, SON OF A BITCH! 349 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,570 SON OF A BITCH! WHEE-OO! 350 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,821 WHOO! 351 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,285 I THOUGHT YOU HAD SPEED, BROTHER. 352 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,955 I ENJOY FIREWORKS. 353 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,623 I ACTUALLY HAVE-- 354 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,084 IF I HAVE AN ADDICTION TO ANYTHING, 355 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,378 IT'S SPARKLERS. 356 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,504 UM... 357 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,132 YOU KNOW, ROUND COME 4th OF JULY, 358 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,593 UH, YOU'RE GONNA FIND ME, YOU KNOW, 359 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,511 TAKING SPARKLERS OFF A PERP, 360 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,096 GIVING HIM A TICKET, 361 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,098 AND THEN I'M GONNA GO IN MY BACKYARD WITH MY CATS 362 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:55,101 AND WE'RE GONNA PUT ON A SHOW. 363 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,019 I DON'T WANT THAT ONE. 364 00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,273 DID YOU JUST THROW THAT OUT THE WINDOW? 365 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,983 I DON'T WANT IT. 366 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,359 WELL, PICK IT UP. 367 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,156 NO. WHY, IS SOMEBODY GONNA ARREST ME? 368 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,703 NO. I ALREADY GOT YOU. 369 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,539 DON'T EVEN TRY IT. PUT IT BACK. 370 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,166 ALL RIGHT. LEAVE IT ALONE. 371 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,209 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 372 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,628 ALL RIGHT. 373 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,171 SLOW...AND-- WH-- 374 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,591 YEAH. 375 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:31,471 WELL, WE GOT A 10-19 CALL FOR TRESPASSING. 376 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,723 THERE IS NO PARKING, THERE'S NO CAMPING, 377 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:38,186 THERE'S NO, UH, STAYING FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. 378 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,396 WE GOT A CALL ABOUT-- WELL, THERE IT IS. 379 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,023 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 380 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,066 WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING OUT HERE. 381 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,569 USUALLY, THEY'RE DRINKING AND READING PORNO. 382 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,863 OH, WHERE'S ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS, SIR? 383 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,198 I DON'T, UH-- 384 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,742 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING ANY BUSINESS OUT HERE. 385 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,661 YOU SERVING GOPHERS AND, UH-- 386 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,374 YEAH. 387 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,084 NO. NO, NO, NO. 388 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,378 UH...WOW. 389 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,755 WE GOT A FUNNY-LOOKING VAN HERE, DON'T WE? 390 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,548 GOLLY, LOOK AT THAT. 391 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,426 YOU GOT ALL THESE "NO SMOKING" SIGNS ON YOUR ICE CREAM TRUCK. 392 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,302 YOU GOT, UH, "NO SMOKING" HERE, 393 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,721 AND "NO SMOKING" OVER HERE, 394 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,141 AND "NO"-- WHOA! WE GOT A RUNNER! 395 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,478 THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO. 396 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,899 WHOA, HO, HO! CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 397 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,777 YOU GOTTA LEARN NOT TO RUN, SIR. 398 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,404 WATCH YOUR HEAD. COME ON, SIR. 399 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,405 GET IN! 400 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,114 GET IN, SIR. DON'T FIGHT HIM. 401 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,366 OH! HE'S KICKING ME! 402 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,576 HE'S KICKING ME! HEY, HEY, HEY! 403 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,912 SIR, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BEAT YOUR ASS 404 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,205 WITH YOUR OWN SHOE! 405 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,248 SETTLE DOWN! 406 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,291 WHAT YOU GOT IN HERE? 407 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,377 OH! 408 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,254 KUNG PAO, BOK CHOY, JONES! 409 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:50,758 WE JUST HIT THE CHINAMAN GOLD MINE. 410 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,427 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 411 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,303 BOY, THIS WOULD MAKE A PARTY FUN. 412 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,806 THAT'LL BLOW YOUR BALLS TO HELL RIGHT THERE. 413 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,434 WE GOT A LOT OF FIREWORKS-- ILLEGAL FIREWORKS 414 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,603 HERE UP IN WAUSAU CANYON, SO WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP. 415 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,479 IT'S JONES AND GARCIA HERE. 416 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,274 HOW OLD DO I LOOK? HOW OLD DO I LOOK? 417 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,776 HOW OLD DO I LOOK? 418 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,614 I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,324 I DON'T WANT-- IF I GO TOO-- 420 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,284 IF YOU GO LOW, YOU'D OFFEND ME EITHER WAY. 421 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,911 I OFFEND YOU IF I GO TOO LOW? 422 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,080 UH, DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T. 423 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,666 YOU KNOW. 424 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,210 YOU'RE A HANDSOME-- 425 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,962 YOU WANT TO SEE HOW OLD I AM? 426 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,630 YOU CAN TAKE MY WHOLE WALLET. 427 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,299 HERE, LOOK. IT'S RIGHT THERE. 428 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,301 JUST TAKE A LOOK. IT'S RIGHT THERE. 429 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,303 SEE RIGHT THERE HOW OLD I AM. 430 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,850 AND THE WINNER IS... YOU. 431 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,477 LUCKY 41. 432 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,270 YOU GOT A LOT OF STUFF ON THAT BELT. 433 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,147 YOU GOT, UH-- YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THE WALLET. 434 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:46,814 NO, I GOT THAT-- 435 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,816 YOU HAVE A-- WHAT IS THAT? 436 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,027 IS THAT A GUN? IS THERE A NAME FOR THAT? 437 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,320 YEAH, IT'S A GLOCK. 438 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,321 OH, DO YOU CARRY THE-- YOU CARRY MACE? 439 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,282 OF COURSE I CARRY MACE. I CARRY EVERYTHING. 440 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,200 I CARRY GUN CLIPS, I CARRY MACE. 441 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,619 WOW. THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? 442 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,120 THIS CAN KNOCK SOMEBODY OUT. 443 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,789 THIS CAN PUT SOMEBODY DOWN. 444 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,832 THAT'S THE BEST THING WE PROBABLY CARRY. 445 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,667 YEAH. WHAT DO YOU DO? JUST PRESS IT LIKE THAT? 446 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,293 YOU JUST HOLD IT UP AND YOU GO-- 447 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,670 AAAH! OH, MAN! 448 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,379 NO! GOD! OHH! 449 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,007 OHH! OHH! 450 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,384 OH, GOD! OH, GOD! 451 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:18,179 OH, GOD! 452 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,521 OHH! 453 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,023 OW. OH. OW. 454 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:29,565 OW. 455 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,693 HEY! HEY! OW! OW! 456 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,370 YEAH, MAN. YEAH, I DO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. 457 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,705 THIS IS GREAT. 458 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,707 YOU KNOW, THE STREETS OF RENO ARE A LOT SAFER 459 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,376 BECAUSE OF WHAT WE DID TODAY. 460 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,378 BECAUSE OF WHAT OUR ACCOMPLISHMENT 461 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,964 OF WHAT WE DID IN RENO, WE MADE THE STREETS 462 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,714 THAT MUCH BETTER FOR IT. 463 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,300 OH ! OH ! 464 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,553 YOU AIN'T FUNNY, MAN! 465 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,346 OH, YOU WANT TO GO? YOU WANT TO GO? 466 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,389 GET ME A LIGHTER. GIVE ME A LIGHTER. 467 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,225 OH, YOU WANT TO GO WITH JONESY, HUH? 468 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,393 YOU WANT TO GO AROUND WITH JONESY? LET'S GO! 469 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,270 LET'S GO ! LET'S GO! 470 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,439 THERE YOU GO! 471 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,198 WHOO! 472 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,118 THERE YOU GO. 473 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,787 WHOA! 474 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,083 LET'S DO IT! OH, MAN, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 475 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,628 YOU'RE AIMING AT THE TRUCK! 476 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,130 OH ! 477 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,173 I HIT THE TRUCK! I HIT THE TRUCK! 478 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,925 I HIT THE TRUCK! GO, GO, GO! 479 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,427 I HIT IT! I HIT IT! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! 480 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,761 WHAT'D YOU HIT? 481 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,429 I HIT THE TRUCK WITH A BOTTLE ROCKET. 482 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,931 HOLY COW. OH, PLEASE. HOLY COW. OH, PLEASE. 483 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:44,432 HOLY COW. 484 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,811 WHOA! 485 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,776 WHOA! OH, MY-- 486 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,904 OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! 487 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,447 OH, GOD. 488 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,616 OH, MY GOD. 489 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,533 OH, BOY, DANGLE. 490 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,410 I'M OUT OF HERE. 491 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,663 I DON'T KNOW YA, NEVER DID. 492 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,124 I THINK WE CAN SAVE IT 493 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,753 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 494 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:17,173 CAN WE GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT DOWN HERE? 495 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,929 WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT ON EARTH? 496 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,972 HEY-- YOU DON'T-- HEY, I DON'T NEED THAT. 497 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,682 I DON'T NEED THAT. LOOK-- LOOK, I-- 498 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,309 YOU DON'T KNOW ME, ALL RIGHT? 499 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,645 HE'S GOT AN APPARATUS STRAPPED TO HIS HEAD! 500 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,812 YOU DON'T KNOW ME! 501 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:35,441 THERE'S A CHICK HERE THAT'S BEEN STEALING ALL MY CLOTHES. 502 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,484 THIS TAKES 30 SECONDS TO TAKE OFF. 503 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,986 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 504 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,863 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST TAKE IT OFF. 505 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,282 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I JUST TAKE THIS OFF. 506 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,825 AND THEN I'M NAKED, YOU KNOW? 507 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,494 I'M JUST STANDING THERE NAKED. 508 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,454 AND THEN I GOT, LIKE, HALF A SONG LEFT. 509 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,623 I GIVE UP! I'M SORRY! 510 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,666 OHH! 511 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,001 WEIGEL! 512 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,337 I DID IT! I DID SOMETHING! 513 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,509 U.S.A.! U.S.A.! ENOUGH, ENOUGH. 514 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,354 YOU KNOW, BUT ALL IT IS-- STAY AWAY FROM MY TAMALES. 515 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,856 WATCH THE LANGUAGE. 516 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,358 AND SECOND OF ALL, LET'S THINK OF ANOTHER WORD. 517 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,152 STAY AWAY FROM MY... 518 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:20,987 POPCORN. 519 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,530 NO, WE'RE NOT REPLACING "TAMALES." 520 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,157 WE'RE REPLACING THE F-WORD 521 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,034 BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY THE F-WORD 522 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,078 WHILE WE'RE SERVING AND PROTECTING. 523 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,205 WE DON'T SAY THE F-WORD. 524 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,333 WHAT ABOUT ?